not who I thought I was

digatisdi:

When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:

And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.

In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.

Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”

So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”

mistcover:

equiuszahhak:

daxxvey:

Gender.

we found it

this is literally what gender is

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teaprince:

im too afraid to respond to this rp bc i dont know

how to respond to it??

li..ke…

fuck.

i need to become a ygo encyclopedia 

What are you trying to respond to? ASK THE AUDIENCE IF YOU NEED A LIFELINE. 8U

HEY GUYS I FOUND A GOOD FATHER’S DAY PRESENT.

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cthulhu:

#tumblr in a nutshell

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staghunts:

“This one is very serious, guys:

I came upon these two on the sidewalk. They were having a conversation. “Excuse me,” I said, addressing the girl: “I’m sorry to interrupt, but is there anyway I can take your photo?”

“Why would you want my photo?” she asked.

“Because you look beautiful,” I said. And she did. She was Sudanese. There is a very distinct beauty among people from the Sudan, and she was filled up with it. Suddenly the man cut in: 

“I was just telling her she was beautiful,” he said. 

Naively, I assumed I had just walked up on one stranger giving a compliment to another. I wanted to capture the moment. “Let me take your photograph together,” I said. The man seemed reluctant, he started smiling nervously and inching away. But the girl called him back. 

“Come take a picture with me,” she said. Encouraged by her attention, he returned. She put her arm around him, and I took the photo.

As I examined the photos on my camera, the man started whispering to the girl. She answered him in a loud voice: “I told you! I’m not that kind of girl.” She seemed agitated now. Finally sensing that I had misread the situation, I stepped between them. The man began hurrying down the sidewalk.

When the man left, the girl’s demeanor changed completely. She seemed shaken. Her eyes were tearing up. “He just offered me five hundred dollars to go out with him,” she said. “And then when I said ‘no,’ he offered me one thousand. Why does this always happen to me?”

“It happens a lot?” I asked.

“All the time,” she said. “I’m sorry I’m getting emotional. I just can’t go out of my house without this kind of thing happening. I have a son. I’m a mother. I would never degrade myself like that. I just don’t understand why this keeps happening.”

“Do you mind if I tell this story?” I asked.

“Please,” she said. “Tell it.”

Let’s hope this man, and all men, realize the emotional damage they are inflicting on the women they try to buy. In the meantime, feel free to SHARE.*

Dear Tumblr, fuck you for trying to erase this. 

I teach you very important: lesson in cooking. Always make more than you need. Maybe more people show up. Maybe your guests very hungry

Quina delivering sound life advice, as always. (via crunchberrymessiah) —

flannelandsatinkm:

Fanart by magicalondine of deviantArt

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ゆきひろ

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heiress-sans-parent:

yaoi hands are legit a serious fear of mine.

fsdklhjdfg holy shit what am I looking at

Yaoi hands are only nice if you’re watching Yu-Gi-Oh due to being hand porn already.

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shadowmonarch:

Our story begins with Rea, a young student with a thirst for shark’s sister. Rea had just graduated from New Domino University with a degree in Buttology. Still wanting to learn more Rea took a class for card games, and also took night school for cards on roller coasters. Rea took her extra time studying Fanfics and soon made an alarming discovery, she found that you could ship shark’s sister with almost any character. Soon after Rea’s extra schooling she wrote 3 best seller books! “I see it I ship it” , “The study of fan service”, and of course our all time favorite “How I banged Shark’s sister”. Rea went on to become a Zexal scholar, a statue was made in the national card games hall of fandom where she will be forever immortalized!

omg how long did you spend making this o m y odg

OMG REA LOOK AT YOU, YOU’RE E-FAMOUS NOW!

Can I write a fic about this.